Is there anything that goes better with two dudes punching each other in the head than an ice cold beer (or 20)? In that spirit, we’ve put together a drinking game for tonight’s fights to make sure that you stay refreshed and enjoy yourself to the fullest extent possible.
- Drink whenever anyone on the commentary team says “raw moose liver.”
- Drink if Max Kellerman makes a misplaced comparison between Ruslan Provodnikov and Pernell Whitaker/Sugar Ray Robinson/any other fighter from history.
- Drink when Max Kellerman makes a mixed-up Rocky analogy.
- Drink if Provodnikov comes to the ring in traditional Siberian attire.
- Drink twice if Chris Algieri comes to the ring in traditional Long Island attire.
- Drink twice if Provodnikov comes to the ring to traditional Siberian music.
- Drink every time a new bleeding hole is opened on Provodnikov’s face.
- Pause, then drink whenever the commentary team refers to Algieri as “handsome.”
- Drink whenever the commentary team mentions Algieri’s college education.
- Drink whenever the commentary team refers to Algieri as “wholesome,” “intelligent,” “marketable” or any other euphemism for “white.”
- Drink if Jim Lampley cries.
- Drink if Roy Jones, Jr. says”Chin” as “Cheen.”
- Drink when Provodnikov breaks Algieri morally (you’ll know when it happens).
- Drink when Chris Algieri gets knocked out.
Health disclaimer: You may die of alcohol poisoning if you actually play this drinking game.
