After watching the grappling session put on by former Contender show participants, Grady Brewer and Cornelius Bundrage, I can honestly say that I may have just witnessed the worst fight ever. The fact that Brewer won a split decision means nothing in the grand scheme of things seeing as how his stock just plummeted with that piss-poor performance.
In fact, after subjecting my eyes to such a horrid display of ugliness, I quickly thought of five things I would rather subject myself to than watch these two pugs fight again:
1. Dive into an above-ground swimming pool full of used hypodermic needles.
2. Get Paris Hilton’s name tattooed across my forehead.
3. Make an adult film with Rosie O’Donnell and Liza Minnelli.
4. Snort wasabi.
5. Put honey on my nether regions and sit on an ant hill.